Yayoi Watanabe: Naughty Nun

Yayoi Watanabe has been in enough exploitation films that she could probably be one of the Girls of Grindhouse, but I know I'd never be able to find enough information about her to write a biography and most of her roles were only supporting ones.  She is probably best known for the nunsploitation classic School of the Holy Beast (1974), which I was sure I had reviewed at one point but apparently not, the Female Prisoner #701: Scorpion Series with Meiko Kaji and Queen Bee's Challenge (1972) with Reiko Ike.

And although there isn't a lot of information available about her, luckily there are lots of pictures of her wearing little or no clothes.

Since it's Labor/Labour Day Weekend and therefore the end of summer, here are some nudie pics of Yayoi soaking up the summer sun on various beaches.

Mean Johnny Barrows (1976) Trailer

Brutal!.. Blasting!.. Blazing!

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 Fred "The Hammer" Williamson directed and starred in Mean Johnny Barrows, blaxploitation action thriller in which he is kicked out of the army and ends up homeless and desperate on the streets of L.A. Williamson ends up beaten, exploited and abused by muggers, police and potential employers before his desperation leads him to accept an offer from a kindly Mob boss to take out members of a rival, more evil Mafia family. Many scenes of violence, double crosses and plot twists follow.

So why is Fred Williamson creepily staring through the legs of Fred Williamson in that poster?  The world may never know.  But if you're looking for a mediocre blaxploitation film to fill 90 minutes of your life, this one may fit the bill.

Ursula Heinle Washes Her Hiney

As far as I know, Ursula Heinle has only been in one movie and that movie is called Naughty Teen.  I could tell you what the movie is about but does it really matter?  Ursula Heinle gets naked in it... a lot, and the movie is called Naughty Teen.  What more do you need to know?  Well I'll tell you.  Femi Benussi is in it as well, so there's like twice as many fine boobies.  I think that makes a total of four fine boobies, or two sets.  I was never really good at math.

Here she is rubbing her hiney and splendid rack whilst showering in front of her perverted uncle.  It's an Italian sex comedy so "perverted uncle" is probably redundant.  Every guy in these movies is perverted.

Ursula Heinle nude taking bath in 'CARA DOLCE... by hassanlhr1

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Brigitte Lahaie Likes Them Big and German

So we have another one of Ms. Lahaie's seemingly never-ending series of nudie/animal pictures, this time with a fawn and a brindle Great Dane.  To be honest, when I started this quest to find some pictures of her posing naked with animals I figured there might be two or three of theses things but holy christ, how many posts are we on now?  Five or something?  And there are still at least two to go.  Obviously I underestimated how much this woman loves animals.

But I can't complain too much because she looks pretty damn fine in these pics.

Also, I used to have a Great Dane.  He was chasing a ball once and ran full speed into the side of the house.  It didn't even faze him.  Good, loyal dog.  Not too bright.

And strangely enough, Great Danes aren't actually Danish. They're German.

The Life and Death of a Porno Gang (2009)

The Life and Death of a Porno Gang - Red Band... 

During the final days of Slobodan Milošević’s Serbian rule, a young film student named Marko (Mihajlo Jovanovic) becomes desperate to make a feature film. Finally getting a job as an adult film director, he quickly runs afoul of the mob and needs to get out of town fast! Assembling a traveling “porno cabaret” with a group of misfits, Marko and his new friends ride though the quiet countryside in a beat up van performing live sex acts for peasants and farmers. But, life is hard on the road and they are barely making enough money to survive. Marko meets a shady snuff film producer who says they can make a lot more money shooting actual murders, theatrically “performed” on willing participants. This is one offer the struggling porno gang cannot refuse!  via Synapse Films

So yeah.  This came out on DVD and Blu-ray last week.  It keeps getting compared to A Serbian Film but it's nowhere near as dark or shocking or graphic in my opinion, but it is certainly intelligent.  The Life and Death of a Porno Gang isn't just an exploitation film intent on making money by showcasing a lot of gore and boobies (although there is a generous amount of both).  It's reminiscent of Japanese exploitation in that it makes you wonder what the hell you just watched and ponder the meaning of existence at the same time.

You can grab a copy from TLACult who has both the DVD and Blu-ray back in stock.

Marie Liljedahl and the Mystery of the Purple Bikini Bottom

This Swedish siren was only in a handful of sexploitation films in the late '60s and early '70s and lucky for us, she was all kinds of naked in pretty much all of them.  You know, because they're sexploitation films and all.  Girls tend to get naked in them.

Marie Liljedahl was born in Stockholm and started acting at the age of 10 and was a member of the Swedish Royal Opera Ballet by the time she was 12.  It seems that she would have had a career as a legitimate stage actress or ballerina if she hadn't been discovered by the legendary smut auteur Joseph W. Sarno who cast her as the lead in his coming of age story Inga (1968) when she was only 17 years old, and then in the sequel The Seduction of Inga four years later.  She also worked with Jess Franco in Eugenie... the Story of Her Journey Into Perversion (1970) where she had some fairly explicit lesbian scenes with Austrian hottie Maria Rohm.

In 1968 she posed for Playboy Magazine and these are some of the pictures.

Now this is where the mystery begins.  The picture above is from Playboy's 'Flicker Flicka' spread from 1968.  The next picture is from 'The Girls of Scandinavia' which was released in 1967, and Marie is wearing the same purple bikini bottom.

Now this could be explained by Playboy simply using some pictures from the same photo shoot in two different magazines in different years.  But then I found this picture of the German skin magazine 'Schlüsselloch.'

What the hell is going on?!  Somebody fire up the Mystery Machine!

So anyway, here are her boobies in the opening credits of The Seduction of Inga if anyone is interested.

And here are some of her movies...

Marsha Jordan Has A Box Of Gold

Here she is with Ann Meyer (I have no idea who that is) in a publicity photo for a movie called The Golden Box (which I've never seen).  From the picture I'm guessing it's about two blonde nudists with giant racks and birthin' hips who take a box of gold coins camping and use an entrenching tool to dig a latrine and a gun to scare off bears.  I could be wrong.

So yeah.  Be sure to stop by the blog in the future for some more well researched posts.