Your Days Are Numbered
The Beast in Heat/S.S. Hell Camp |
There is an incredibly hot Nazi scientist (Macha Magall) who is trying to create a German super-soldier through genetic experimentation. This seems to be the basis for just about every Nazisploitation film but I'm not complaining. Who needs plot when you have hot Nazi scientists? Anyhoo, the result of these experiments is not a chiseled, blond super-soldier but a mutant monkey-man (Salvatore Baccaro) with a huge libido and no manners whatsoever. Naturally, the Nazis satiate his horny blood-lust by tossing captured local girls into his cage periodically.
Meanwhile, Italian partisans scheme to rid their village of these Nazi devils because, as I mentioned before, the Germans are pure evil. They (the Germans, not the partisans) rape the local ladies and shoot their babies! Evil! It's easy to spot the partisans from the general population because they have moustaches and wear berets. So yeah, they fight the Germans, gain the upper hand and eventually toss the incredibly hot Nazi doctor into the cage with her mutant creation where she gets a taste of her own medicine, and by "her own medicine" I mean she gets raped to death. The end.
The Beast in Heat is certainly worth watching, although those living in the UK may have trouble finding a copy because this movie is banned there. I take that as an indication of exploitation quality. If you want to see a freak rip the pubic hair off his victims or watch prisoners get their guts ripped out by cute little guinea pigs that are supposed to be rats, then this is your film. The dialogue is so horrendous that it becomes humorous so that's a selling point, as well. I must warn you however that in addition to the gratuitous female nudity, there's also a significant amount of wang in this movie. Penises, they're everywhere! And the partisan/war parts of the film are pretty damn boring but the rest of the film makes up for it.
Violence Rating: 4.5 out of 5
Booby Rating: 4.5 out of 5
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