Hottest '80s Babe Ever

WorldWideInterweb has posted a gallery of the hottest ladies of the 1980's, but who gives a shit about the others on the list.  Phoebe Cates is the hottest woman ever to walk the earth in any decade, and I will have words with any man who says otherwise.  And for taking sweet, sweet Phoebe away from me, Kevin Kline can eat a dick.

Do I sound extraordinarily angry right now?  That's because a Nickelback song just came on the radio.

If you don't believe how hot Phoebe is even after watching Fast Times at Ridgemont High, watch her in Paradise or this movie...