Grindhouse News: Suspiria Remake

If you've ever sat around thinking that Dario Argento's supernatural horror Suspiria is dated and kind of boring but it would be great if it was remade into a modern horror film, then you're an idiot but you're in luck. 

Rumors have been circulating for some time that Brian Austin Green, I mean David Gordon Green, the man who brought you such terrifying films as Pineapple Express and Your Highness, is going to modernize one of the greatest horror films of all time.  Now it has been confirmed.  Yippee!  Stoners rejoice!

According to Green, he is trying to stay faithful to the original by artfully expanding on scenes without doing a shot for shot remake, and by keeping some of the original dialogue.  And now he has purchased the rights to the original musical score by Goblin which he will integrate into the new film.

If you haven't raged on your computer yet, more details can be found at SlashFilm including some of the original Goblin tracks.

Here's the trailer for the original 1977 version of Suspiria which David Gordon Green is going to poop on.