Showing posts with label rating system. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rating system. Show all posts

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Two Boobies Are Not Enough.

I'm going to attempt to explain the Beasts in Human Skin rating system.  It's an attempt because usually it's just a judgement call, but there is some rhyme and/or reason to it.  People have commented that a movie wasn't worth watching because the Booby Rating was only a 3 out of 5.  Well, according to my system that's a lot of boobies so let me explain...

First, the Violence Rating.  This is entirely a judgement call.  I compare every movie to an action film like the 1977 (or 1978 depending on who you talk to) version of Inglorious Bastards.  It has a lot of action and deaths and explosions, but not a lot of blood and gore and would score a 3 out of 5.  So basically it comes down to this:

Violence Rating:
0.5 - 2.5:  Not much going on, maybe an occasional death and a little blood.
3:  Intense action movie violence or substantial blood
3.5:  We are entering exploitation movie territory
4 or 4.5:  Blood covers the streets and and falls from the heavens 
5:  Stomach churning gore

Now the Booby Rating is a little more scientific.

Booby Rating:
0.5 or 1:  No nudity, maybe some cleavage or a bikini here and there
1.5:  Lots of cleavage or bikinis or even some transparent clothing but still no boobies
2:  Boobies make an appearance but in a nonsexual way like skinny dipping or something
2.5:  There is at least one substantial sex scene and other booby sightings
3:  Several sex scenes and significant boobage
3.5:  Lots of sex, nudity and boobies but not so many boobies that I tire of seeing them
4 or 4.5:  There is so much nudity and so many boobies that it becomes normative. People are naked all the time.  Usually Pinky Violence, Pinku Eiga and some Gialli.
5:  Sexploitation
5+:  Hardcore scenes are shown.  An example would be Thriller: A Cruel Picture.

I also throw in a pipe smoking (the tobacco kind) rating if it's featured in a film because it's a hobby of mine, but nobody really cares about that.

So, there is the rating system.  I may modify it a little in the future, but not too much.  I hope this gives you guys and gals a better idea of what to expect when watching these films.  Later!
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