That's right! It's the Super Fantastic Nympho Diver DVD Giveaway Extravaganza Contest or something! All you have to do is "LIKE" BEASTS IN HUMAN SKIN ON FACEBOOK TO WIN a brand spankin' new DVD copy of the Nikkatsu sexploitation comedy Nympho Diver: G-String Festival!
It's our way of saying "thanks" to the 2 or 3 others who like boobies from morally depraved films from the 1970s and '80s. Thanks guys for your support!
The contest closes at midnight on November 8th and everyone who "likes" Beasts in Human Skin at that time will be entered. The winner of the Nympho Diver DVD will be picked at random by the rolling of my old D&D dice on November 9th.
At that point, Brigitte Lahaie will ride naked across the sands of time on the back of a black Great Dane to your door. She will then kick the door down, cup your groin and whisper, "Mon sexe est formidable" in your ear. Then she'll pull the Nympho Diver DVD out of her vagina and slap you across the face with it before gently placing it in your open mouth and turning to exit, her naked buttocks glowing with the red rays of the setting sun as she walks away. She'll mount her canine steed and they will magically fly on dreamy, warm wind currents back to present day France where she will return to the tedious existence of her radio talk show and lament for the days of '70s porn and the golden days of exploitation cinema.
Either that or I will eGift it to you through Amazon.com. I haven't decided yet.
*Disclaimer: Brigitte Lahaie will not deliver your DVD. I could ask, but I don't think it's going to happen.
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