Showing posts with label trailer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label trailer. Show all posts

Friday, October 26, 2012

Watching Trevor Juenger's 'Coyote' Is Going To Be Like Getting Ass Raped


"No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream." -Shirley Jackson


I mean "ass raped" in a good way.

The trailer for the art-house horror Coyote has been released and I have been pleasantly surprised to see it get covered on so many of the blogs and websites that have stuff like readers and good writing.  Most of these sites are primarily dedicated to horror and have described the trailer as "intriguing" and "creepy" and I have to agree, but since this is a blog which is primarily dedicated to exploitation films I feel compelled to add my two cents and explain why I can't wait to see the film.

But first some details from the Press Release:

The first trailer for COYOTE, an art-house horror film from director Trevor Juenger has been released. In the film Bill Oberst Jr. plays an insomniac writer whose sleep-deprived hallucinations distort reality until his paranoia leads him to extreme violence. COYOTE also stars Bill Finkbiner, Victoria Mullen and Tasha Zebrowski

St. Louis-based director Trevor Juenger wrote the script for the micro-budget feature with Oberst in mind and flew the actor to the midwest for a month of filming during the worst heatwave in decades. Oberst says "That script was brutal, raw, explicit and offensive. The shoot was even more so. This film won't be for everyone. But Juenger reminds me so much of a young Lynch with a dash of Cronenberg that I had to work him. I couldn't resist. We did this with no money, only passion for the experiment."

Of his lead actor Juenger says, "I was listening to an interview with Bill Oberst Jr. today where he said his best asset is keeping quiet. Well, I have to disagree. I like a belligerent, aggressive, maniacal Bill Oberst Jr., screaming and threatening people. That's the strength. I don't think real mental illness is a quiet one. Bill embodies the abusive dad, boyfriend, or whatever misogynistic ugliness you experienced growing up. You can't stand up to him when he's on the screen. Instead, he leaves you like a battered housewife, exhausted and helpless, yet attracted to the abuse.

COYOTE is an attempt to blend the arthouse genre, in which Juenger has primarily worked, with horror. The director admits it is a risky experiment: "If this is a horror movie (everyone assures me it is), it's unlike any horror film I've seen. I think we used the horror fundamentals that fit, and then threw away the book. Good, bad, revolting, or brilliant, I can't quite say. I can say its something fresh though. Someone called it David Lynch directs FALLING DOWN. As much as I hate the Lynch comparisons, I thought that was fitting. It's what I wanted to see. I hope you feel the same."


When I first heard about this project and read a portion of the script I was immediately reminded of early David Cronenberg and his body-horror films like Rabid, Shivers ("Even dying is an act of eroticism"), The Fly and Videodrome.  I was also reminded of some of the works of Stephen King where rage/malevolence/evil lies simmering in an unsuspecting host and manifests under the right conditions; CarrieSecret Window,  The Dark Half.  Now that the trailer for Coyote has been released I can also see the surreal, dreamlike or perhaps nightmarish quality of David Lynch.  And I have to admit that the dark, claustrophobic and striking visuals in the trailer look vastly superior to what my imagination could conjure up while reading the excerpts from the screenplay.

Coyote is described as an experimental hybrid of art-house (you should check out Juenger's previous work on Vimeo) and horror, but it seems like it could even be classified as an exploitation film.  So can it?

Just to clarify, even though I may watch a shitload of them, I am by no means an expert on exploitation films.  However,  it is my understanding that exploitation films are generally meant to do two things:  push the envelope and make money.  Independent directors took themes and subjects that Hollywood producers would never even think of touching because of their "depravity" and "low moral value" and with very little money, they made them into feature films.  The thing is, people want to see gruesome, sexually explicit, depraved things and will pay money to do so.  And so these directors/business men (Herschell Gordon Lewis comes to mind) gave the people what they wanted: sex, violence, drugs, gore.  Essentially, sensational subjects were exploited to make money.

But among these business men there also existed socially aware artists who used these same "depraved" themes to make movies of genuine artist merit with socially relevant messages that have become cinematic classics.  The line between art and exploitation has become blurred.  Even some movies that were conceived of and filmed as "art films" could not make it past the censors and were shown in grindhouse theaters alongside the exploitation films which were intentionally made to be shown in such shady venues.  We tend to think of exploitation as low-brow titty movies like Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS and Bloodsucking Freaks and forget about films like Carnival of Souls or Night of the Living Dead or Vanishing Point.  So if the money making aspect is removed from the definition, "exploitation" is such a loose term that any film that is made on a relatively low budget, outside of mainstream Hollywood and with questionable moral standards can be considered part of the genre.  So Coyote is an exploitation film? Perhaps.


Movies are made to appeal to an audience.  I mean, it just seems like common sense.  But Trevor Juenger made Coyote to appeal to no one.  Even exploitation films are meant to captivate an audience by showing what is taboo or what should disgust but paradoxically attracts the audience instead: like being unable to look away from the twisted, bloodied bodies of a car accident or watching the girl next door undress before going to bed. You know you shouldn't look but you can't help it.  The subject matter is forbidden or so gruesome that it's simultaneously disgusting and thrilling.  But still these movies appeal to people, directors know this and exploit our depraved, voyeuristic tendencies.  That's how tickets are sold. 

"People are going to hate this movie, man – HATE IT! ...They’re going to be completely immersed in mental illness as they watch it, and frankly, I don’t think that’s going to be a pleasurable experience for many people." - director Trevor Juenger

And this is why I'm looking forward to watching Coyote.  Juenger doesn't care if people like his movie or not.  We get to see an artist's vision without all of the BS of trying to make the movie appeal to a wide audience or be successful commercially.  It's art for art's sake.  In this way Coyote goes beyond the exploitation genre and leaves us back at arthouse horror, but frankly I don't really care to what genre it belongs.  I have respect for a director who intentionally makes his audience suffer along with his protagonist.  It takes balls.  There is no doubt that he is a talented young director who isn't afraid to challenge the audience and I don't know of many filmmakers who strive to make the viewer feel genuinely uncomfortable while watching their movie.  Sure there are exploitation directors who  try to make us squirm when we watch their films, but they do it because they know the audience is going to like it.  Juenger does it because we are going to hate it.   From what I've read about the film, watching it really is going to be like getting ass raped.  The experience isn't going to be pleasant, there may be unexpected moments of pleasure in it, but overall it's going to be a traumatic experience and it's going to stay with you for a very long time.  I can't wait.  Bring on the ass rapin'!


While watching the trailer, Roman Polanski's Repulsion came to mind with its isolated, paranoid and claustrophobic feeling as the protagonist descended into madness.  Of course, with that film we suffered with Catherine Deneuve who pranced around in a translucent nightgown.  In Coyote we get a half naked Bill Oberst Jr. with an animal skin on his head.  Which audience will suffer more do you think?  Maybe Juenger just created a new exploitation genre by exploiting Bill's willingness to do anything to make a movie.  Oberstploitation?

Seriously though, keep an eye on Trevor Juenger.  He may very well be the next Cronenberg or Lynch or Polanski, but hopefully without the statutory rape charges.

Since this is a blog with an emphasis on the boobies found within these kinds of movies, I must also add that Bill Oberst Jr. has assured me that Tasha Zebrowski has a full frontal scene in the movie, that "She is flawless"  and that for the thumb-sucking scene he was "having trouble pretending to be unconscious." 

Ok, I think I'm done rambling.


Coyote Trailer from Trevor Juenger on Vimeo.

Monday, September 10, 2012

Savage Streets (1984) Trailer

They raped her sister... killed her best friend.  Now she must seek revenge! 


Savage Streets
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"After nearly being rundown by a gang known as the Scars, Brenda (Linda Blair) and friends trash the leader's car. Gang leader, Jake, exacts his revenge by getting his cohorts to gang-rape her mute-deaf sister, Heather (in a gloriously nuanced role by Linnea Quigley). Armed with a crossbow and a bad attitude, Linda Blair sets out to avenge her mute-deaf sister while blazing a bloody, Bronson-inspired trail through '80s Los Angeles.

 Linda Blair graces us with a nice, long, gratuitous shot of her formerly-possessed titties, while Linnea Quigley gives up her pert little pair playing a deaf-mute who gets gang raped on a men's room floor by a bunch of leather jacket dudes. Plus, Linda Blair rips off some bitchy cheerleader's top in the middle of class, leaving her to run around screaming with her bra-less pair bouncing about for all to see and Suzee Slater gets her top ripped off by the leather jacket dudes.

Loaded with hot nudity, switchblade-wielding, revenge-minded bitches and catty high school nonsense, this exploitation classic perfectly blends brutal rape-revenge movies with raunchy high school titty movies leaving us with a truly satisfying slice of '80s awesomeness."  -TLACult

If you watch the trailer then there really isn't any need to watch the entire movie because they pretty much tell you everything that happens.  Ok, there are a few reasons to watch the movie:  Piss-poor actors in their mid-twenties pretending to be teenagers (which isn't as bad as a 36 year old Caroline Munro in Slaughter High but still...), Linnea Quigley gets naked, and Linda Blair's performance is so horrendous that she won a Razzie Award.

Yes, perhaps I'm being a little too hard on this Death Wish rip-off.  If you're drunk, it's really not that bad.

I used to think Linda Blair was hot, but now I think she looks like she almost has an extra chromosome.  Not an entire extra one, but maybe half of one.  What I'm saying is, it looks like Linda Blair has Down Syndrome, which is probably an insult to people who actually do have Down Syndrome because a lot of them are more talented and better looking.  Corky (Chris Burke) from "Life goes On" was a hell of a lot better at acting.  Am I rambling?  Yes, yes I am.

In conclusion, after The Exorcist, Linda Blair became a terrible actress and I no longer think she's attractive.

"I've been possessed by cake."

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Mean Johnny Barrows (1976) Trailer

Brutal!.. Blasting!.. Blazing!


Mean Johnny Barrows
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 Fred "The Hammer" Williamson directed and starred in Mean Johnny Barrows, blaxploitation action thriller in which he is kicked out of the army and ends up homeless and desperate on the streets of L.A. Williamson ends up beaten, exploited and abused by muggers, police and potential employers before his desperation leads him to accept an offer from a kindly Mob boss to take out members of a rival, more evil Mafia family. Many scenes of violence, double crosses and plot twists follow.

So why is Fred Williamson creepily staring through the legs of Fred Williamson in that poster?  The world may never know.  But if you're looking for a mediocre blaxploitation film to fill 90 minutes of your life, this one may fit the bill.

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

The Life and Death of a Porno Gang (2009)


The Life and Death of a Porno Gang

During the final days of Slobodan Milošević’s Serbian rule, a young film student named Marko (Mihajlo Jovanovic) becomes desperate to make a feature film. Finally getting a job as an adult film director, he quickly runs afoul of the mob and needs to get out of town fast! Assembling a traveling “porno cabaret” with a group of misfits, Marko and his new friends ride though the quiet countryside in a beat up van performing live sex acts for peasants and farmers. But, life is hard on the road and they are barely making enough money to survive. Marko meets a shady snuff film producer who says they can make a lot more money shooting actual murders, theatrically “performed” on willing participants. This is one offer the struggling porno gang cannot refuse!  via Synapse Films

So yeah.  This came out on DVD and Blu-ray last week.  It keeps getting compared to A Serbian Film but it's nowhere near as dark or shocking or graphic in my opinion, but it is certainly intelligent.  The Life and Death of a Porno Gang isn't just an exploitation film intent on making money by showcasing a lot of gore and boobies (although there is a generous amount of both).  It's reminiscent of Japanese exploitation in that it makes you wonder what the hell you just watched and ponder the meaning of existence at the same time.


You can grab a copy from TLACult who has both the DVD and Blu-ray back in stock.

Saturday, June 30, 2012

Evil Toons (1992) Trailer


This dude is rude!


Evil Toons  
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Evil Toons, the Who Framed Roger Rabbit of tit-filled, exploitative B-movies, follows four supersexy coeds whose weekend job cleaning a house gets thrown for a loop when one of them is possessed by a vicious (but horny) cartoon wolf. Yeah, it's weird, but it's filled to the brim with phenomenal busty babes baring their boob meat like there's no tomorrow.   

I don't think there's enough beer in the world to make this movie enjoyable but you can check out a review of this masterpiece at Xploiting Cinema Reviews if you want to know more about it.  It does have Penthouse Pet Michelle Bauer in it, so I guess that's something.  You can see her naked here.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

The Young Nurses (1973) Trailer



In this hospital the patients come first!


The Nurses Collection
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Or just watch all the nude scenes at MrSkin.com

Kitty, Michelle and Joanne are lively young nurses who work at a large hospital and give the sexiest treatment you’ve ever seen in The Young Nurses. This is the story of the loves and lives of these beauties who must struggle to establish themselves as professionals in medicine at a hospital where sex, drugs and violence are rampant.

You can tell this movie is old because none of the nurses are Filipino.  Zing!

I've never seen The Young Nurses and can't say that I ever will, but I can tell you one thing: that poster has a lot of puns.

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Fatal Justice (1993) Trailer



They wanted her body. She wanted their blood.


Fatal Justice  
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Suzanne Ager stars as Diana, a foxy young elite CIA sniper, in this low budget action film. Assigned to hunt down and kill the CIA's top assassin, Mars, whom they believe is now too old to be of any use and possess enough knowledge to land every top CIA bureaucrat in the slammer. When Diana finally locates Mars, she realizes that he is her long lost father. Together, the two decide to take revenge on the corrupt members of the CIA who ordered the hit on Mars.

Sure, they say it's a low-budget action movie but they had enough money to rent a goddamn helicopter... and blow shit up... and pay Joe Estevez.  I'm guessing he costs a butt-load of money to cast too because he's so selective with his film roles.  According to his Wikipedia page he "wants to make movies that make a difference."  This is obviously one of those movies.

So I salute you Joe Estevez.  Truly you are a difference maker. 

Monday, June 18, 2012

The Octagon (1980) Trailer


The Ninja, unholy masters of terror. No one will admit they still exist


The Octagon
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Chuck Norris takes on a deadly terrorist training camp (for ninjas) known only as The Octagon in this deadly tale of revenge that pits brother against brother in a classic showdown battle of good vs. evil.

The Meiji Restoration eradicated most of the ninja but it will take Chuck Norris to finish the job.

That's right, back in the '80s before anyone had even heard of al-Qaeda (except for the CIA officers who were giving them money to fight the Soviets) the greatest terrorist threat to America came by way of Japan - in the secret and shadowy form of the ninja!  Now Chuck Norris has to fight them and stuff.


And for those who missed it on the interwebs last week, here's Chuck Norris in Chuck Norris starring Chuck Norris.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Flesh Gordon (1974) Trailer


...Planet Porno Bombards Earth with Sex Rays! ...Send For Flesh!...


Flesh Gordon
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Flesh and his companions Prince Precious and Dr. Jerkoff explore the inner and outer regions of space. Cult fun that parodies the story's sci-fi origins, and includes lots of sex and cheesy sets and effects.

I remember seeing an old VHS copy of this when I was 13 or 14 (a time when I was even dumber and more immature than I am now) and thinking this movie was rather silly.  Its campiness is over the top but the stop-motion animation is rather impressive - not Ray Harryhausen impressive, but impressive for a low-budget, sexploitation spoof.  It also showcases a lot of boobies and Craig T. Nelson (a.k.a. Coach from the TV show Coach, the dad from Poltergeist and the voice of Mr. Incredible) is the uncredited voice of the smooth talking Great God Porno.

Monday, June 4, 2012

Psychomania (1973) Trailer


Ride with the Living Dead!


Psychomania
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Or watch "the greatest British zombie biker movie ever made" at VeeHD 

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Fugitive Girls (1974) Trailer


Their Virgin Skin Violated in a Hell-Hole of Lost Souls!


Fugitive Girls
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BattleTruck (1982) Trailer


After the oil wars. Out of the rubble of the cities comes ... "BattleTruck"


Deathsport / BattleTruck Double Feature
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Wednesday, May 30, 2012

The Black Gestapo (1975) Trailer

They are the Ghetto Warriors... some call them The Black Gestapo




Yes, that's Charles Robinson (a.k.a. the black guy from Night Court) as Colonel Kojah.  The Black Gestapo also has a cameo by Uschi Digard's giant boobs.

Watch it at VeeHD

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

The Hot Box (1972) Trailer


Their guns are hot and their bodies are hard!

Women in Prison Triple Feature
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Or watch it at VeeHD 

Monday, May 28, 2012

Teenage Mother (1967) Trailer


 She did her homework in parked cars!

Female Animal/Teenage Mother Sexploitation Double Feature
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Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Christian Family Tormented by Box of Porn... Trailer.

So I guess this is a real Christian-made movie about poltergeist porn or something.  A haunted porn box?  A scary porn ghost in a cemetery?  I'm not really sure.

"Harmless is a feature film shot in the popular found footage style. It’s the story about a husband and father and his battle with a box of porn that is found in the closet. Once opened, the box of porn begins to torment the family, much like a poltergeist. It’s sort of a social commentary on how pornography can destroy a family."


 via movieline

I'm not sure how this premise is even scary.  If some porn ghost wanted to torment me, it would be awesome.  I'd make that porn ghost moan real good, if ya know what I mean.  I'd do all kinds of sick stuff to that haunted porn box.  By the time I was done with it, that porn box would be back in the closet crying and cowering and begging for God's mercy.

Why can't I find a haunted porn box?  Why?

Night of the Dribbler (1990) Trailer

Night of the Dribbler
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Night of the Creeps (1986) Trailer


The good news is your date is here. The bad news is he's dead.

Night of the Creeps
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Friday, May 18, 2012

Galaxy of Terror (1981) Trailer


It's always midnight in space.

Galaxy of Terror
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Since someone was kind enough shake his or her fist at copyright laws, you can see the entire movie on YouTube.

God Told Me To (1976) Trailer

Conceived In A HELL Beyond Our GALAXY Destined To Rule Our World! 

God Told Me To
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