Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Flesh Gordon (1974) Trailer


...Planet Porno Bombards Earth with Sex Rays! ...Send For Flesh!...


Flesh Gordon
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Flesh and his companions Prince Precious and Dr. Jerkoff explore the inner and outer regions of space. Cult fun that parodies the story's sci-fi origins, and includes lots of sex and cheesy sets and effects.

I remember seeing an old VHS copy of this when I was 13 or 14 (a time when I was even dumber and more immature than I am now) and thinking this movie was rather silly.  Its campiness is over the top but the stop-motion animation is rather impressive - not Ray Harryhausen impressive, but impressive for a low-budget, sexploitation spoof.  It also showcases a lot of boobies and Craig T. Nelson (a.k.a. Coach from the TV show Coach, the dad from Poltergeist and the voice of Mr. Incredible) is the uncredited voice of the smooth talking Great God Porno.

Friday, June 8, 2012

Cannibal Girls (1973) Trailer


These Girls Eat Men


Cannibal Girls

SCTV regulars Eugene Levy and Andrea Martin star in this Canadian horror spoof as a couple on a romantic holiday who settle into a quaint little bed–and–breakfast run by a trio of flesh–eating ladies who fancy them for tomorrows menu.

Released in 1973 and directed by a then–largely unknown Ivan Reitman, Cannibal Girls quickly acquired a reputation as the B–movie concoction of the 1970s. Canadian audiences had never before experienced such a rich blend of camp, gore, and comedy. On top of the films overt B–movie presentation, the theater–going public was also introduced to the warning bell experience: just prior to a scene of particular malice, the easily upset viewers would be warned by the sound of a bell, at which point they could shut their eyes.
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Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Blanca Marsillach and Her Sweet Spanish Honey

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Spider Baby (1968) Trailer


The seductive innocence of LOLITA and the savage hunger of a BLACK WIDOW


Spider Baby
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Cursed with a disease that causes the body to mentally regress as the physically develop, a family in a decrepit mansion struggle to keep unseen when greedy relatives come to take their home away from them.  And Lon Chaney sings the theme song!

Monday, June 4, 2012

Now Here's Uschi Digard Naked With a Cat

Uschi with a hog?

Since I posted some pictures of Uschi naked with a German Shepherd last week, I thought it only fair to also post a couple of pictures of her with a cat for all the fans of felines out there.

I could make a pun about her "petting her pussy" but that would be too lowbrow for such a distinguished and classy (like Reunite on ice) site like Beasts in Human Skin.  Besides, you can actually see pictures and videos of her playing with her cooch all over the internet.  Or you can see some guy doing it for her here.


And, of course, you can see all of her nude scenes at Mr. Skin.







Tit Queens of the Past Vol. 9Night of Perverted Pleasures Uschi Digard: The Buxom Bombshell Collection

Psychomania (1973) Trailer


Ride with the Living Dead!


Psychomania
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Or watch "the greatest British zombie biker movie ever made" at VeeHD 
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