Fugitive Girls (1974) Trailer

Their Virgin Skin Violated in a Hell-Hole of Lost Souls!

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BattleTruck (1982) Trailer

After the oil wars. Out of the rubble of the cities comes ... "BattleTruck"

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Who Wants to See Uschi Digard Get Naked with a Dog?

I kind of don't, but I'm sure there are many who do.  Big breasted Swedes just don't do it for me, I guess... except for maybe Christina Lindberg.   I mean no disrespect to the many, many Uschi fans.  It's just that I'm more of a Phoebe Cates kind of guy.  But here are some pictures of the sleaze-queen posing playfully with a German Shepherd for all you lovers of massive mammaries and/or Alsatians. 

Frolicking naked with animals must have been the thing to do for porn/sleaze stars back in the 1970s because I've also seen pictures of Brigitte Lahaie posing provocatively with a Great Dane and an Afghan Hound and a horse.  I'll have to track those down.

The Black Gestapo (1975) Trailer

They are the Ghetto Warriors... some call them The Black Gestapo

Yes, that's Charles Robinson (a.k.a. the black guy from Night Court) as Colonel Kojah.  The Black Gestapo also has a cameo by Uschi Digard's giant boobs.

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The Hot Box (1972) Trailer

Their guns are hot and their bodies are hard!

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Phyllis Davis Isn't So Sweet In Sweet Sugar

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Teenage Mother (1967) Trailer

 She did her homework in parked cars!

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The 1977 TV Version of Spider-Man is Amazing

I'm familiar with the cartoon from the 1980s.  I used to watch it every Saturday morning.  I'm also familiar with the original animated series from the 1960s because I used to watch it my Grandma's house because she had cable and got all the awesome old cartoons.  But I had never seen or even heard of this live-action version of The Amazing Spider-Man that consisted of 13 episodes from 1977 to 1979.  Until now.

It's easy to gauge how awesome this show must have been just by watching the intro.  The '70s porn music, the creepy-as-fuck spider suit, the super realistic climbing and jumping effects all point to one truly amazing Spider-Man show.  Thankfully these episodes are all over the YouTube so I can enjoy them at my leisure.  And I will.  Probably when I'm drunk.

Quit judging me. 

Christian Family Tormented by Box of Porn... Trailer.

So I guess this is a real Christian-made movie about poltergeist porn or something.  A haunted porn box?  A scary porn ghost in a cemetery?  I'm not really sure.

"Harmless is a feature film shot in the popular found footage style. It’s the story about a husband and father and his battle with a box of porn that is found in the closet. Once opened, the box of porn begins to torment the family, much like a poltergeist. It’s sort of a social commentary on how pornography can destroy a family."

 via movieline

I'm not sure how this premise is even scary.  If some porn ghost wanted to torment me, it would be awesome.  I'd make that porn ghost moan real good, if ya know what I mean.  I'd do all kinds of sick stuff to that haunted porn box.  By the time I was done with it, that porn box would be back in the closet crying and cowering and begging for God's mercy.

Why can't I find a haunted porn box?  Why?

Night of the Dribbler (1990) Trailer

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Night of the Creeps (1986) Trailer

The good news is your date is here. The bad news is he's dead.

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Gloria Guida In Stockings

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Galaxy of Terror (1981) Trailer

It's always midnight in space.

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Since someone was kind enough shake his or her fist at copyright laws, you can see the entire movie on YouTube.

God Told Me To (1976) Trailer

Conceived In A HELL Beyond Our GALAXY Destined To Rule Our World! 

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Susan Saint James Slips a Nipple

Up here in Canada we get fucked over by Netflix.  Because we are such a small market we only get about a third of the selection that they get down in the States, and most of what we do get is crap.  I don't really care about the lack of new releases but the older films and TV series we have to choose from are less than stellar. 

But we do get McMillan & Wife.  And as you may have guessed from my name, I like crime and mystery shows from the 1970s... except for McCloud.  Fuck you McCloud and your stupid fucking hat!  Of course my real name isn't Banacek and I don't look much like George Peppard but that was an awesome show, and even though most of those mystery series like Banacek, McMillan & Wife, Kolchak: The Night Stalker, Columbo, etc. were off the air before I was even born, I found them in later years and I love them.  They have class.

Anyway back to McMillan & Wife, and more specifically Susan Saint James who played the wife in McMillan & Wife.  Seeing these episodes again reminded me of how hot she was, so I went on a search to see if she had ever posed nude during her modelling years or if she ever got naked in any of her movies.  The answer is no.  All I could find was a grainy picture of a nip slip from Love At First Bite (1979) so that's what I'm going to post.  I wish there were full frontal nudes but alas, a blurry areola will have to do.