For Your Height Only (1981): Bigger than Goldfinger's Finger - Bigger Than Thunderball's....

For Your Height Only

I don't even know where to begin.  I first became aware of this cinematic gem when I found a video about angry and/or violent dwarfs in film after reviewing The Sinful Dwarf.  For Your Height Only looked so crazy that I had to see it for myself.  I've seen it and it is indeed crazy.

This James Bond parody features Weng Weng as Agent 00, a three-foot-tall super agent who seems to specialize in kicking and slapping bad guys in the junk.   His diminutive stature allows him to move and hide like a ninja while infiltrating hideouts and unleashing flurry upon flurry of blows to drug dealers' nether regions.  He even jumps out of a high-rise and uses an umbrella to float safely to the ground.  He's just that small. 

Agent 00 befriends a fine looking lady who is being "shot at once or twice a week" by a local gang after she refuses to work for them as a prostitute.  Together, they quickly dispatch of these bad guys and move on to the main plot.  A crime syndicate led by the mysterious Mr. Giant has kidnapped a scientist who has developed the N-bomb, a weapon so horrific that they never describe what it actually does.  The Filipino government sends their best agent to get him back.

"Seagal taught me this."

Of course I'm going to recommend this movie.  It's one of those movies that's so bad it's good, and this movie is really, really bad.  I must warn you however that there is so much cock-punching and cock-kicking that after a while it becomes a bit tedious.  For Your Height Only is an absolutely atrocious and therefore spectacular movie.  Just watch the trailer and you will see.

Violence Rating:  3 out of 5
Booby Rating:  1 out of 5

Get the For Your Height Only / Challenge of the Tiger 
Unrated Double Feature at TLACult.com